WhaT I WiSh I'd KnOwN SooNeR

[Note: DO NOT try to experiment at home. These discoveries were made by professional amateurs in the weirdest of conditions and are Actually true. Contact us for further details.]

• Follow the instructions on the back of a detergent box and wash whites separately. Ivory white sweaters turned a salmon pink are not the “in-thing” to wear and your friend will not be convinced by this explanation when you return it.
• The easiest way to decorate a plain wood table is to iron a patterned bed-sheet on top of it.
• Lawn ke kapre are not the smartest choice of clothing when having a water-fight.
• Trying to see who can finish drinking a can of coke in one gulp is not fun for those who end up having to give all their AP’s on the last day of school Ever because of a severe throat infection.
• Never drive with a person holding two glasses of slush, especially when you don’t really know how to.
• 8am classes are a bad idea! You’ll either sleep through them (in and out of class) or end up going for heavy breakfasts and sleep through the rest of your classes.
• Offering to do your brother’s “transfer” work will only result in debts, sleepless nights, leg aches and piles of paper on your desk.
• Cereal is a vital staple food for all college students. Who cares how ridiculous you look eating it at 7.30pm?
• Oil does not bubble when it gets hot!
• The world is your stage and you can dance anywhere you please but Trust me, you will look Really stupid doing a coordinated dance in the middle of a public park and, YES, people will stare!
• If mathematically you end up with the incorrect answer, try multiplying by the page number. (Despite being a math freak, if it works…why not!)